GRATUITOUS SELF PROMOSHUN

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:46:17 -0700

OH HAI, MAH MOM LEFT TEH LAPTOP ON AGAIN, SO I MADE MAH OWN PAEG. PLZ DOAN TELL HER, BUT IF U CUD STOP BY AN CHECK ME OUT I WUD LUV IT!

IM GONNA BE ADDIN MOAR WHEN SHEZ NOT HOME- THAZ WUT SHE GETS 4 MAKIN FUN OV MAH OPPOS0BLE THUMBS!

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1456714

THX! DO U HAS ANY MILK?

Birds of A Feather

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:40:34 -0700

I've been pretty quiet recently mainly for the fact that there are certain things not worth blogging about.

Die by the shirt.

Or so the saying should go. At least in my friends case. Since I'm starting in the middle, if not damn near the end, I'll back up and make some sense out of this.

I left the hospital today angry after visiting a friend of mine's husband, a friend so close, the family runn ...

Well The NextThing You Know...

Tue, 06 May 2008 20:25:02 -0700

Where the hell is Jed Clampett when you need him? I keep running into Milton Drysdale.

If the powers that be were to pitch the premise of the Beverly Hillbillies to the network execs, you can bet your last stock option, that it wouldn't be based in California.

I'm very much dismay ...

Rope A Dope

Fri, 02 May 2008 05:58:27 -0700

I was watching something the other night on TV, my guess it was Peter Griffin on Family Guy, and he used a line in that wonderfully nasally voice "Eh I see, giving me the old rope a dope. " Then there was probably something completely inappropriate said afterward, but I was busy rolling rope a dope around my brain.

In boxing the term was coined by Ali and ...

For Want of a Nail...

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:28:14 -0700

Or in my case, in want of a working shift key I couldn't write a blog.

Pretty lame excuse when you think about it, unless you type a mile on my keyboard. It started out innocently enough. Every time I hit my left shift key, it would insert an extra space before capping the letter of choice, never mind the random capitalizing of letters mid sentence that weren&# ...

But I Still Can't Run for Public Office

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:26:54 -0700

At times, my best ideas come along when I'm not focusing on the problem at hand.

Case in point, I believe I've figured out a way to solve the economic crises we are in whether the government acknowledges it or not. First and foremost, we have to stabilize the economy. The bailout yesterday of Bear Sterns by the Fed, should have sent alarms ringing throug ...

Where the Hell Have I Been ?

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:56:38 -0800

I was just asking myself the other day. I sure as hell haven't been online, but I have a perfectly good explanation for that.

Answer number one, and I hate to admit it, but I've been gaming for hours playing Oblivion IV. I made a vow to myself over eight years ago, when WOW was still a single play computer ga ...

Cheese and Rice

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:35:03 -0800

Seems to be alot of thought going round Camp McCain as to who his running mate should be.

Since he appears, god help us, to have the Republican nomination tied up, he's scouting about for a running mate. Personally I have two that would make sense.

My first choice would be Ron Paul ...

Elephants, Asses and Wild Pigs

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:12:40 -0800

I read the following with interest as it isn’t intended as a "political statement" against any one party, its more about the apathy of America. Its been floating around for the last couple of years online, however watching how the Primaries are boiling down, you have to stop and think about what is worse for this nation.

Dr. Paul isn’t going to stand a chance of winning a nominatio ...

Purple

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:46:03 -0800

I'll come right out and state my stance before the rest of this post. I'm not changing your mind, or asking you to agree with me.

My support politically goes to Ron Paul.

What I find so incredible is how blatant the media suppresses him, as if they are afraid getting off their lef ...

Memories and Mammories

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:00:00 -0800

To the tune of Memories

Mammories, like the corner of my thighs

Milky water colored mammories

Oh, the way they are.

Scattered stretch marks, looks like tires ran on mine

Send Lawyers Guns & Money- Part 2

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:06:07 -0800

I've never really ever considered myself innocent or naive, if anything somewhat jaded and uhm, "experienced" would be a fair word to use. Not to go into too much detail, but I was having a conversation about donkey punching that would curl most peoples toes yesterday morning.
So I found myself taken aback at the mall last night, in a "tween" ...

LIFELINE

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:31:31 -0800

Depression & Outsourcing
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If You Think This Is Bad

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:58:34 -0800

You should see my other life.
I'm comforting myself with that thought as I'm vacuuming up the millionth hairball that Simon has pulled out of his belly. Hey, that's how he comforts himself, neurotic or not.
But as I was vacuuming and got to thinking about parallel universes, quantum mecha ...

On The Third Day Of My Winter Vacation...

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:24:56 -0800

"Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up..."

Concepts of Love

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:13:01 -0800

I received the following post from someone over on myspace, and even though I have my misgivings that the words weren't enhanced by the adults posting it, the mere fact that the words are articulated count, and if they truly are out of the mouths of babes..our future just may stand a chance after all.
Enjoy

Stick A Fork In Me

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:01:04 -0800

I'm done.
At some point in the very recent past, I've discovered that men who I thought knew me, and understood me, take any comment I say that doesn't agree with theirs, and turn it into a negative. Or I'm just wrong, but couched in verbiage of " You're not always right you know."
< ...

Friday Night Shits & Giggles

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:56:50 -0800
PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not d ...

The Velvet Pajama Defense

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:49:44 -0800

That's all I have when asked how I managed to fall down a flight of stairs last night.
Mind you, this isn't the first time I've fallen down stairs, the exception this time is they are wooden, painted, and I've known since I bought this house at some point I was going to take a tumble. I wish I could say that I executed it beautifully, in Olympic fa ...

Give Us Grace

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:53:26 -0800

I'm quite sad and pensive this evening as I can't seem to get the news story out of my head out of Texas and the details of a child murdered.
"Baby Grace" the Jane Doe found in Galveston, didn't deserve one moment of the pain she was subjected to from her mother. I'm not even using the word alleged, as she admitted to beating her with belts, ...

Thankfully Over

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:39:49 -0800

As things go in life, and my belief in the universe, everything happens for a reason, but the universe has a wicked sense of humor.
Anyone who follows along in my little saga knows that I'm thankful to have my old roommate living with me again. Twenty years has passed and we are still very compatible and there is a mutual respect for each others strengths and ...

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:26:18 -0800

Here's my excuse for not blogging...uhm...I'm picketing in support of the Hollywood writers who really have nothing to bitch about, but wanted some air time. After all, you know as a writer, the voice that you are putting to your words. Then along comes some pretty face and whether or not they nail it exactly as you intended, they still get spoken on air.

Cat Naps

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:39:54 -0700

I really do love the wee hours of the morning. It's when I get to write, think about what's going on in my life, uninterrupted by the phone, tv or the needs of anyone else, except the occasional head bump to my arm while I'm typing by Simon. He's always here with me, by my side on the bed, attempting to use his opposable thumbs to edit if he doesn't like a particular phrase. Tough room to be sure. He's pure and ...

What I Meant To Say...

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:40:27 -0700

Life is funny. When I said in my last post, "But I wasn't done yet" I meant it. So how come life tried to make a liar out of me this morning?
One thing I can truthfully say is this morning I dodged a bullet. Yet the irony isn't lost, as what could have been my final post, after a small chain of events this morning that almost took my life.< ...

What's your Epitaph?

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:23:34 -0700

This came up in conversation today, first as a smart ass question, and I gave a smart ass answer to the person that asked it. Well smart ass as in what I would write on his. We've all seen those clever ones over the years or purported to be attributed to great minds. Here's a couple in case youve missed them;
The body of Benjamin Frankl ...

Silly Ass Nigerians or PSA # 154

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:37:21 -0700

If I took the time to really fret about things on a global scale, its the greed and shallowness that Americans are thought of worldwide.
Case in point, we've all received the Nigerian letters that you've been contacted out of all the people on this planet as the only one who can get international funds released for the low low price of thousands of US dollars. ...

A Strange Interlude in my Life

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:49:10 -0700

I got a phone call yesterday from someone who I've alway's considered to be the woman that should have been my mother. My Martha as I call her, I've sung her praises here before.
She doesn't call often, and when I see her name appear on my phone, I drop whomever I am speaking with to take her call. I don't say hello, its "Where are you going ...

Thrill Killers

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:53:56 -0700

According to common knowledge a "Thrill Kill" is a nickname of a sorts for premediated murder, generally committed by a sane person who is motivated by the excitement of the act. In the case of Amy Shute and Jason Burgeson, it became more than that. For the past year a friend of mine in RI, has been writing a novel about their murder. It's due out for release officially on October 28th but I believe it can be pre order ...

Maxime's to Live By

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:29:07 -0700

Tough lesson to learn. But it can be done.

There are those people in life who only find happiness in your misery. In other word ...

Staples- That Wasn't Easy

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:21:42 -0700

One of the things as consumers we can all agree on regardless of political or religious affiliations, is the lack of customer service in the retail world. This struck me more so today than any other as I found myself walking into Staples.
I was somewhat in a hurry, as I was troubleshooting a tech problem for work, and determined quickly, that the cat5 cable had gone ...

Learning to Let Go

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:45:37 -0700

I'm good at a lot of things. I'll even be the first person to tell you. My weakness is letting go of people that I know are bad for me and drain me emotionally and physically.
I was back at the doctor's again today, because I really think they should name the new wing after me with all the co-pays I've produced recently. I must have looked worse than I ...

Foul Weather Friends

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:49:12 -0700

Need not apply.
Tonight I did something that I never do. I gave an ultimatum. To my functioning alcoholic friend.
It didn't last long, as he decided our friendship wasn't worth the effort. I asked him to get professional help. As all good BPD's will do, it got turned around and once again ...

Pass The Skinless Chicken Please

Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:40:44 -0700

I'm mad at something that is out of my immediate control, and I know I wouldn't be who I am if old Glynn and Sweetie Allen never conceived me. But as I age it now appears I have gotten the worst from both parents.

Ok, so they both wore glasses but I believe genetically I follow the matriarch side wit ...

15,948 and counting

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:37:25 -0700

And feeling everyone one of these days I've lived so far.

I don't know what it is about my 44th year, but I've always stated I hated the even numbered birthday years, they make me feel older.I suppose it started with the wisdom tooth removal back in the spring..no..wait...some girly stuff last year that reminded me just what a bitch ...

Addiction 101

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:47:43 -0700

My name's Jon. I'm an addict. And this is what addicts do. You cannot nor will not change my behavior. You cannot make me treat you better, let alone with any respect. All I care about, all I think about, is my needs and how to go about fulfilling them. You are a tool to me, something to use. When I say I love you I am lying through my teeth, because love is impossible for someone in active addiction. I would ...

Four Eyes

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:12:35 -0700
So far I'm not impressed with my 44th year, and I'm only 1 month and three days into it and counting.
I will give myself somewhat of a break, taking into consideration that when one has been on their own for as long as I have, survival is the name of the game, not 3 three squares a day and plenty of sleep. Sleep is so over rated.
Corrupts Absolutely.
I don't know what is going on in the city of Coatesville, but its becoming apparent it has to be one of the most corrupt communities in Pennsylvania. I'd claim the US but I can't beat 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue et al.
I live less than half an hour from Coatesville and ...

Astro Alert!!

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:16:38 -0700

Two moons on 27 August 27th of Aug the Whole World is waiting for... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27th 12:30 am. It w ...

Teaching Old Lawyers New Tricks

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:25:52 -0700

Today was B day, no not my birthday that was a week ago for all you people who might have missed it.

This B is for Bankruptcy and I had a 9:00 a.m. appointment. However, my morning didn't quite go as planned, so I was very late getting out the door. I had at least a half an hour drive and I was pushing my luck leaving with only twenty minutes to get there.

I thought I would do the decent thing and ...

She Asked For You

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 20:37:15 -0700

I finally have a quiet moment to reflect on today's festivities. I think it was the biggest turnout at the Webb's in 27 years. What I wasn't expecting were the people asking for me.
First off, there were lots of people there, all familiar faces but honestly, I know I'm supposed to know all of them as they know all of me. I truly never recognize the impact I must make on people, bec ...

MMMMKay?

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:01:37 -0700

I wish I didn't care anymore. I think I've got a case of the Mondays' on a Wednesday. But anymore I look at the internet as one big fat corporation run by a bunch of Bob's.
I thought I was going to be in for a huge battle with Associated Content to remove my published posts. Afterall they claim they won't delete anything once it is published. It didn't take much f ...

A Final Post

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:54:33 -0700

I think I'm headind over to Livejournal. When I get it up and running and my posts moved, I'll let you know for those of you that enjoyed my blogs. I received the following in an email today from a friend. Because it is well written and thought out by the author, I decided to post it here.

The paper stated tod ...

Moving...again

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:28:57 -0700
The only thing constant is change. Hopefully most changes should be for the better. I'm gonna pack up my posts and go, I've had enough with the spammers, and problems on Shoutpost. I wish you all the best! ...

AWOL

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:09:37 -0700

So much for writing everyday.
It seems my friends are having a spate of bad luck and I have offered to help them get back on their feet. I'm spending lots of time, combing the want ads for three friends, writing appeals for unemployment, and proofreading resumes. Add battling a mean case of Japanese beatles in my garden, and since I am watching my friends house while they are away, I'v ...

Hello My Name is ....

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:59:59 -0700

Pam and I have a shopping problem..
HELLO PAM
Seriously, I had no business at the mall today. But since we get out of work early on Fridays, I decided to finally go get a new phone. Didn't really need one, and I thought my bluetooth would work with another Motorola product..but those tricky bastards....well, I want the Jawbone anyway, I j ...

Ham Brained Ideas

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:30:00 -0700

Ever wonder what song was Billboard's number one song on the day you were born? Me neither. But just in case you do want to find out, simply click on this link, select your month and day and you will see a list of all the songs for all years.
http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm

Mine so happens to be So ...

Quiz

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:06:05 -0700

I really don't expect anyone here to take this test, since we are all strangers essentially. However, it might be fun to take a pass at it, if for anything just to kill 3 minutes. I'll give you all some insight...I definitely had a dysfunctional family so that may help when you pick an answer. That and I was the youngest of three. While I was thinking of questions for the test, it also reminded me of some more stories to blog about. ...

Needing to be Needed

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:42:19 -0700

I've found out one thing about myself, that in one aspect is annoying, but forces me to be introspective.

I cry at movies at the moment when the protagonist or whomever, realizes they are needed. Or the movie shows the closeness between family that reflects how much they are needed. Today, it was Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the scene where Carmen's father stops ...

When I Wrote This

Do Two Assholes Make A Right?

GRATUITOUS SELF PROMOSHUN

Birds of A Feather

Well The NextThing You Know...

Rope A Dope

For Want of a Nail...

But I Still Can't Run for Public Office

Where the Hell Have I Been ?

Cheese and Rice

Elephants, Asses and Wild Pigs

Purple

Memories and Mammories

Send Lawyers Guns & Money- Part 2

LIFELINE

If You Think This Is Bad

On The Third Day Of My Winter Vacation...

Concepts of Love

Stick A Fork In Me

Friday Night Shits & Giggles

The Velvet Pajama Defense

Give Us Grace

Thankfully Over

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Cat Naps

What I Meant To Say...

What's your Epitaph?

Silly Ass Nigerians or PSA # 154

A Strange Interlude in my Life

Thrill Killers

Maxime's to Live By

Staples- That Wasn't Easy

Learning to Let Go

Foul Weather Friends

Pass The Skinless Chicken Please

15,948 and counting

Addiction 101

Four Eyes

Astro Alert!!

Teaching Old Lawyers New Tricks

She Asked For You

MMMMKay?

A Final Post

Moving...again

AWOL

Hello My Name is ....

Ham Brained Ideas

Quiz

Needing to be Needed