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      <title>When all is said and done...theres no love lost!!</title>
      <link>http://velvetvanity.shoutpost.com</link>
      <description>A ShoutPost ad-free blog.</description>
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      <copyright>Copyright by ShoutPost 2007</copyright>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 08:40:05 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>UCW???</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/26331/ucw/</link>
         <description>&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The&amp;nbsp;USA should be called United Countries of the World, since americans are a huge minority in the world and soon will be an extinct race.&amp;nbsp; Like machu pichu...&lt;/font&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 08:40:04 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Hevan's  sin...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/24493/hevans-sin/</link>
         <description>&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;courier new,courier&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; Trapped, not by choice, just your voice.&amp;nbsp; Innocence shattered by judgement.&amp;nbsp; Everyday play, not your way, and not your dues.&amp;nbsp; Entirely not within your virtues.&amp;nbsp; Lay down the law, punish, put away the sounds of play, do exactly as I say.&amp;nbsp; Cause to be hated, harshly debated, our base unit again desicrated.&amp;nbsp; No compassion...thats your fashion, all the way or nothing.&amp;nbsp; Then back to the start.&amp;nbsp; Your so to ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:52:37 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Got a rotten neighbor?</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/23573/got-a-rotten-neighbor/</link>
         <description>Check out rottenneighbors. com, and expose those who need it! ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:13:14 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>worry about your path...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/23016/worry-about-your-path/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;You cant change god&amp;#39;s work and make it better or make it worse.&amp;nbsp; It is what it is...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:35:06 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>k</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/20845/k/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Recognizing respect... as what it is, &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;remembering respect... as what it was.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;honoring&amp;nbsp;respect... as others dont.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/20845/k/</guid>
         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:08:38 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Ho Hum...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/20844/ho-hum/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;verdana,geneva&quot; size=&quot;4&quot; color=&quot;#99ccff&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thought...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot; color=&quot;#99ccff&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;birth, breath...open, bright...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot; color=&quot;#99ccff&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;life, live...blink, light...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot; color=&quot;#99ccff&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #0000f ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/20844/ho-hum/</guid>
         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:01:47 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Broken Circles...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/19984/broken-circles/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; TAXES SUCK THE CHARITY OUT OF ME!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/19984/broken-circles/</guid>
         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:51:59 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Blah..blah...blah...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/17696/blahblahblah/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;\&amp;quot;georgia,palatino\&amp;quot;&quot; size=&quot;\&amp;quot;3\&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Alot of things running through my thoughts today,&amp;nbsp; like...gravity so mysterious and yet it consumes every second of our lives, and why my orgasms are wayyy better now than ever and why it took so long to get here, and WHY do my neighbors across the street have to sit out on their porch all day and drink beer and try to yell a conversation from across the street and not mindin their own buisnes ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:33:56 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Seattle the beautiful...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/17675/seattle-the-beautiful/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;verdana,geneva&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I was in Seattle on Aug 31st and watched the Seahawks kick the Raiders asses!&amp;nbsp; It was my first time in a stadium that huge and it was packed with seaheads!!!&amp;nbsp; My kids loved it and it was a great family experience!!&amp;nbsp; I definatly recomend hitting any kind of sport game to bring the family closer together, it was so loud and exciting and everyone was into the spirit!!&amp;nbsp; You gotta try it!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:12:20 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>guess Im a hater....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/16673/guess-im-a-hater/</link>
         <description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;It really, really bothers me when people come to a blog and try to sell you something other than a blog!&amp;nbsp; Excuse me but nobody wants to buy any of your crap, and even if we did, we wouldnt come to shoutpost to find it!&amp;nbsp; Get back in your element and leave us alone!!&amp;nbsp; Your supposed to write,&amp;nbsp; so if you have anything interesting or boring to say, it would be a million times better than product pushing!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:36:35 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>In Memory....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/16658/in-memory/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;times new roman,times&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; My protective rotweiler, Grizzly,&amp;nbsp;and my&amp;nbsp;beautiful st. bernard, Cujo, somehow got out of my backyard fence and we couldnt find them for 3 days.&amp;nbsp; I felt a desperation I cant describe, and kept hope of their safe return.&amp;nbsp; On the 3rd day I recieved a call that they had pulled my dogs out of an irrigation drain.&amp;nbsp; They should have that shit fenced, what if my dogs happen to be a couple of kids?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/s ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/16658/in-memory/</guid>
         <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:00:31 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>I am going....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/13798/i-am-going/</link>
         <description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yep, I think I have talked my ole man into taking me to Portland so I can see Silvia Brown!&amp;nbsp; What am I going to ask her if I get a chance to talk to her?&amp;nbsp; I definatly dont need to ask about my love life, mabey my childrens futures or something like that!&amp;nbsp; HUM............... ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/13798/i-am-going/</guid>
         <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:44:13 -0700</pubDate>
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         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/6110/embed-width430-height389-typeapplicationxshockwaveflash-wmodetransparent-srchttps166photobucketcomplayerswffilehttpvid166photobucketcomalbumsu103aubrey4twentyg030flvembed/</link>
         <description>How I feel today... ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:00:44 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Sexy muscle.......</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/6109/sexy-muscle/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;embed width=&amp;quot;430&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;389&amp;quot; type=&amp;quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&amp;quot; wmode=&amp;quot;transparent&amp;quot; src=&amp;quot;http://s166.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid166.photobucket.com/albums/u103/aubrey4twenty/g030.flv&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/embed&amp;gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; How I feel today......&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/6109/sexy-muscle/</guid>
         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:58:43 -0700</pubDate>
         <source url="http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/6109/sexy-muscle/">Velvet Vanity's Blog</source>
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         <title>Hu?</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5342/hu/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; Carry the weight of word from others, each one of us.....and each one of us&amp;nbsp;to others,&amp;nbsp;word weight to leave.&amp;nbsp; Oh the cyle, cycles us....the truth and lies choice of those who read.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5342/hu/</guid>
         <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:34:39 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>whoops</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5304/whoops/</link>
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&lt;/center&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:51:04 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Wasted....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5231/wasted/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve wasted time.....and now time wastes me!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5231/wasted/</guid>
         <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:05:16 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Hate puddle jumpin'....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5131/hate-puddle-jumpin/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp; Mabey there are people who dont like what I blog about, and&amp;nbsp;wonder why I cant just do it the right way, their way......Mabey those people are members of some secret high-society blog community whose boundarys are set,&amp;nbsp;pledged to darken the burning flame of others who are outside them.&amp;nbsp; Mabey their thoughts are not mine and neither are their ways.&amp;nbsp; But if I could suppress myself and close my eyes,&amp;nbsp;lay down and&amp;nbsp;die, then&amp;nbsp;I could fit into yo ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5131/hate-puddle-jumpin/</guid>
         <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:20:39 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Oh yeah.......</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/5065/oh-yeah/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Oh yeah....I forgot this dress was in my closet!&amp;nbsp; Then I put it on and oh yeah....how could I have forgotten such a damn sexy dress like this?&amp;nbsp; My husband is very happy I found it, Oh Yeah....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:52:37 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>up, down, up, down......</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4999/up-down-up-down/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp; I am up an down on a big hot blog, cool! In some sort of weird way you could say I fucked alot of people on my way to the top 10!&amp;nbsp; Are you one of them?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4999/up-down-up-down/</guid>
         <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:17:27 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>what should be said and then done?</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4997/what-should-be-said-and-then-done/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Sometimes you just gotta say&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Fuck It!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4997/what-should-be-said-and-then-done/</guid>
         <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:46:01 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Blog hot....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4988/blog-hot/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Poor me, I am nowhere to be found on the hot blog list,&amp;nbsp;mabey I need to spice it up a little!&amp;nbsp; Poor me!&amp;nbsp; Kenneth is like a solid rock at number 1,&amp;nbsp; your sooo hot kenneth!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4988/blog-hot/</guid>
         <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:17:56 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Diary of a madwoman......</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4983/diary-of-a-madwoman/</link>
         <description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Rechargable batteries are the shit!&amp;nbsp; My vibrator is lovin it!&amp;nbsp;(JK)&amp;nbsp; I have saved so much money, it was a very good investment.&amp;nbsp; Well today I took my baby to see her great grandma, which is my grandma, and I am so grateful that my kids have a chance to get to know her.&amp;nbsp; I never got a chance to get to know my great grandparents.&amp;nbsp; All of my grandparents are and were the best people I&amp;#39;ve ever known.&amp;nbsp; Oh, my sister just pulled up,&amp;nb ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:20:40 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>rare friendships</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4861/rare-friendships/</link>
         <description>  I have a friend who I have known for over 15yrs. and it is a strange kind of friendship.  We lost contact for about 7yrs and our lives crossed paths again.  It is a give and take friendship and theres alot of trust between us, and I have to say that even tho this friend is of the opposite sex, it will NEVER go further than that, but the friendship is very solid.  My husband would never understand let alone accept that my friend is another race.  But whenever I see my friend, which is mabey ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:09:57 -0700</pubDate>
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         <title>Night of the comet...</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4290/night-of-the-comet/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp; Just came out and I havent seen it in years!&amp;nbsp; Here I come wrap around couch and pillow!&amp;nbsp; Mabey some popcorn too!&amp;nbsp; The end of humans, well almost.&amp;nbsp; A new begining anyway!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
         <guid>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4290/night-of-the-comet/</guid>
         <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:08:54 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Ass Blaster!</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/4282/ass-blaster/</link>
         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; People really piss me off sometimes,&amp;nbsp; I mean if you say your going to do something,&amp;nbsp; then why dont you do it?&amp;nbsp; Especially when others are reconstructing the events of their lives around your so called appointment.&amp;nbsp; Why cant you just say &amp;quot; I wont be able to make it &amp;quot; instead of just being a fuckin flake?&amp;nbsp; How hard is it to just be honest,&amp;nbsp;because its easier to be a asshole.....easier to just ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 20:12:06 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Swirl of randomness........</title>
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         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Randomly seek the living among the dead.&amp;nbsp; The dark comprehends nothing.&amp;nbsp; Men love darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.&amp;nbsp; See signs and wonders they wont believe.&amp;nbsp; Rise take up your bed and walk.&amp;nbsp; He was burning the fire.&amp;nbsp; Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.&amp;nbsp; You are the father of the devil ant the lusts of your father you will do.&amp;nbsp; For he is a l ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:50:57 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>showin some luv!</title>
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         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I dont remember what I was thinkin when I came upon this site, I dont think I really knew what blogging was, but now that I have tried it I think its pretty interesting.&amp;nbsp; You can get negative and positive response , a variety of oppinions and on top of that you can unload on it without mercy and its all good.&amp;nbsp; In my book that is A_OK!&amp;nbsp; Way to blog all you posters!!(pat,pat)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:40:32 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>showin some luv!</title>
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         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I dont remember what I was thinkin when I came upon this site, I dont think I really knew what blogging was, but now that I have tried it I think its pretty interesting.&amp;nbsp; You can get negative and positive response , a variety of oppinions and on top of that you can unload on it without mercy and its all good.&amp;nbsp; In my book that is A_OK!&amp;nbsp; Way to blog all you posters!!(pat,pat)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:29:01 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>how many ways can you die abnormally?</title>
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         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I once had a dream that I was in a school bus and it was teetering on top of a skyscraper,&amp;nbsp; the bus was going one way or the other no matter what, so I tried to brace myself.&amp;nbsp; Then I could feel the drop and see the building sliding by faster and faster.&amp;nbsp; Then about 1/2 way to the ground, a huge bomb went off in the building and blew the bus to bits.&amp;nbsp; Then it was dark, then I woke up.....I got a drink, went bac ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:48:40 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>intention</title>
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         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Intention does not err.&amp;nbsp; Every aspect of nature, without exception, has intention built into it, and as far as we can tell,&amp;nbsp;nothing in nature questions its path of intent.&amp;nbsp; Nature simply progresses in harmony from the field of intention.&amp;nbsp; We too are intended from the energy of this field.&amp;nbsp; There is what some call a &amp;quot;future-pull&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;in the DNA thats present at conception in each of us.&amp;nbsp; In the moment of our c ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:28:18 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>spanish is for mexico.....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/3796/spanish-is-for-mexico/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I just want to know why the hospitals, or whoever, let illegal immagrants attain legal citizenship for having a baby here in the states.&amp;nbsp; HELLO!&amp;nbsp; None of my relatives before me had to sneak over any border and avoid contact with the law with the sole intention of birthing a child so they can gain citizenship to a country.&amp;nbsp; Ok.&amp;nbsp; If someone is not supposed to be in your country and they just happen to be brea ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:24:55 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>PA...LEEZE!</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/3726/paleeze/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I do so love you,&amp;nbsp; more than anyone could imagine,&amp;nbsp; my life is ALL about you.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I dont even get time for my needs,&amp;nbsp; I&amp;#39;m so busy lookin out for your needs along with the kids needs also.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;1/2 the time I cant even get to the rest of the shit.&amp;nbsp; You plan my day before I even know about it.&amp;nbsp; Always a list of things for me to do,&amp;nbsp; so I cant do anything else.&amp;nbsp; So you&amp;#39;ll hav ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:49:57 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>??????</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/3719//</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Going to church does not make you a christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Someone somewhere is wishing that you would notice them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bre good,&amp;nbsp; or be good at it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; If not me,&amp;nbsp; then who?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; For my thoughts are not your thoughts,&amp;nbsp; neither ar ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:07:01 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>rollin'</title>
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         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Why do blondes wear green lipstick?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Because red means stop!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Why do blondes wear hoop earings?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; They gotta have somewhere to rest their ankles!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;(no personal offense, just for laughs)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Well hung!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:16:43 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>got some?</title>
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         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;\&amp;quot;3\&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Life is so great when you have a partner who is always ready to please....always ready to go again.&amp;nbsp; When I am out and about lookin all&amp;nbsp;fine, its not cause I need to get laid.&amp;nbsp; If you see me I guarantee that I have just got laid or am going to when I get home!&amp;nbsp; You can bank on that!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:13:18 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>neighbors will be neighbors!</title>
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         <description>&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Every hood is unique in its own way,&amp;nbsp; and mine just happens to be sorta odd in my opinion.&amp;nbsp; One reason may be because the neighbors on both sides of me are hispanics and then on the other side of the southern neighbors is an elderly,&amp;nbsp; or almost elderly lady.&amp;nbsp; The house on the north neighbors other side is a business.&amp;nbsp; Then across the street we have some people who are always gettin drunk on their portch, and are always trying to be ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:24:48 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Costal bound</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/3099/costal-bound/</link>
         <description>&lt;p align=&quot;\&amp;quot;center\&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;\&amp;quot;terminal,monaco\&amp;quot;&quot; size=&quot;\&amp;quot;4\&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;font size=&quot;\&amp;quot;3\&amp;quot;&quot;&gt;So it&amp;#39;s off to the coast for a funfilled family weekend getaway!&amp;nbsp; We are going to visit the goonies house and then make our way down to the wax museum and ripleys believe it or not!&amp;nbsp;The oregon coast is always a pleasure to visit.&amp;nbsp; The best part is the sex part,&amp;nbsp; so romantic it is on the beach, without&amp;nbsp;the kids&amp;nbsp;of cou ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:15:22 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>naughty naughty!</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/2921/naughty-naughty/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So tonight I held my 1st &amp;quot;romance party&amp;quot; and had a good turn out!&amp;nbsp; Sex does sell, and I would say it sells pretty damn good.&amp;nbsp; I ended up with $100 worth of free stuff which is 10% of the total sales made at the party.&amp;nbsp; For this small town thats pretty good,&amp;nbsp; and I bet theres alot of lovin goin on in the neighborhood tonight!!&amp;nbsp; I didnt know that a dildo could be so powerful.&amp;nbsp; I about had to chase the damn thing across the floor,&amp;nbsp; it ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:47:03 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Cant help it....</title>
         <link>http://www.shoutpost.com/read/velvetvanity/2695/cant-help-it/</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;helvetica&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; What was I thinking when I decided to inhabit this body?&amp;nbsp; I mean did I realize the weight of sexuality that would be upon me,&amp;nbsp; I wonder.&amp;nbsp; Everything about me is so sexual, I cant be satisfied with just once or twice a day,&amp;nbsp; how dirty the thoughts that rule me.&amp;nbsp; I like to wear dresses and skirts with nothing on&amp;nbsp;underneath and tight shirts with no bra.....my nipples are never asleep.&amp;nbsp; I dont care  ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:25:27 -0800</pubDate>
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         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;book antiqua,palatino&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; When he loves he loves conditionally.&amp;nbsp; Why do I have to feel all these conflicting emotions everyday,&amp;nbsp; why do I still love hate?&amp;nbsp; Everynight to feast a love so right,&amp;nbsp; only to vomit it out in the morning and wonder what I did that was sooooo wrong.&amp;nbsp; I am the&amp;nbsp;one who never feels the warmth of the sun,&amp;nbsp; I am the one who gets burned by the moon.&amp;nbsp; So sweet is the night with him,&amp;nbsp; I love so true ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:43:07 -0800</pubDate>
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