play fair - but play

one for your proctologist

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:54:49 -0700

three cheers for the anal sphincter

the intellegent part of the ass

it usually knows the difference

between liquiid, and solid, and gas.....key word "usually"

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restoration of sanity

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:37:57 -0700

This actually happaned during WWII - young draftee couldn't get his girlfriend out of his mind, to the extent that he was having trouble performing his duties - finally the old sgt got his feet back on the ground with these words: "Son, every time you kiss that girl, just remember you're sucking on a tube that's 26 feet long, 3/4 full of shit and hairy on the other end." Enough said. ...

Erectile Disfunction

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:14:39 -0700

A local TV station airs a weekly "Ask The Doc" program, on which he gives medical advise, often with a little humor thrown in. Regarding ED, he said Viagra might be OK, but a young partner will often do wonders! ...

How attitudes change

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:00:24 -0700

In my younger days in the service, we all said for a girlfriend we wanted a nymph who had her own car, and whose father owned a liquor store. The we "graduated" to more desireable type: "a lady in the living room, a wizard in the kitchen, and a devil in bed." Finally, those of us who caught on, want a woman who can be her own person, be an equal partner, and allowed, yet encouraged to be the boss in her areas of expertice. Major decisions should always be shared, ...

women

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:38:33 -0700

why do women have a tendency to "get religious" whenever they suffer a major setback with their mate/husbsand/boyfriend? It's not God's fault things didn't work out, so why should He have any resposnibility now? Get a life. What will your thoughts be 10 - 15 - 20 + years from now? ...

Things I always wondered about

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:42:26 -0700

Many years ago I had a dalliance with a girl who I think was from Panama. Sometime later she sent me a white necktie. Often wondered if that had any special significance. Anybody know? ...