...guaranteed to blow your mind!

I know how I want to die one day.

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:13:14 -0700

I want to die old rich and famous like Elizabeth Taylor, except that I'll be reading the dictionary. Each day I'll beg God just for one more day so that I can just reach the end of the dictionary! And when I do, and I have reached the last word in the dictionary,the last word of the last volume/most recent, I will know every word ever in the English language and I can die happy. ...

My soul is doomed.

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:47:27 -0700

It is. Don't ask me how I know; I just do.

My mom doesn't get it
and Kyle, who I'd ordinarily talk to about this type of thing, is too busy with his new girlfriend (damn him). My friends all think I'm nuts.
So, despite my non-pious nature, despite my bisexuality, despite the fact that I haven't so much as breathed in the presence of a parishioner in years, I am going to do the only thing that feels right at he moment and that is go to ...

Soo Sorry

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:15:10 -0800

for not posting.

Not much blog-worthy stuff has happened.

I survived Valentine's Day with precious few emotional scars (my friend laughingly--or perhaps not so much--refers to the dreaded day as Singles Awareness Day).

I got a new She Wants Revenge CD today ^_^

Erm...yeah.
One of my friends mistook the Cirque Du Soleil show Love (Beatles-themed) for erotica. Lol. That was priceless.

And I swore at my friend's grandma b ...

So will somebody explain to me...

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:53:05 -0800

...how people can be SO FUCKING RUDE???

I was talking to my friend this morning--he's a tall guy, about 6'4"--when this kid (he's about 11 years old) approached my friend and stared at him. My friend just stood there uncomfortably and said, "Um...is there something you need?" The kid said, "You're really really tall." My friend, slightly pissed off but more exasperated, said, "Um, yeah. I am." The kid asked, "Why are you so tal ...

Oy gevalt (part 2)

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:56:11 -0800

...the fucking Volvo known as the Yellow Submarine of Terrors broke down. I didn't leave school until about 5:20!!!! AUGH!!!

And someone was so rude to my dad: They stopped, rolled down their window and said, "Couldn't have happened to someone nicer, you fucking commie." This was based entirely on our bumper stickers, which said things such as, "Give Peace A Chance" and "Jail To The Chief". My father completely lost it and screamed, "FUCK Y ...

Oy gevalt.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:52:43 -0800

What a day! It's Friday, or, more importantly, the one Friday after an excruciatingly long week that I'd dearly love to get home early from (early being around 4 for me, unfortunately--my dad usually doesn't pick me up till about 4:45). All of my friends were either insane or completely out of it--a conversation went as follows:

Me: So, how has your week be--
Random Kid#1: Hey! Are you going to see the Full Monty?
Friend: Um, I've got a bass lesson fro ...

Rednecks and Rebel Yells

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:42:09 -0800

...meaningless nouns, yes, but not nearly as pleasing as incense and peppermints.

My friend--let's just call her TJ--made me talk to one of her friends, Alex, on a 3-way call today. Now, TJ and Alex live in the Deep South, a location where I used to live (but thankfully pulled myself out of such a hillbilly hell before too long.)

Just to keep conversation going, I said, (having been informed that Alex was a 'democrat'--but oh, what a sweet lie that turned out ...

Subpoena, my ass!

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:09:09 -0800

Lol. Got your attention, eh?

I was in a spelling bee today. I came in second. I HATE spelling bees but am always unwillingly sent to compete in them. Eventually it was down to me and Josh. "Josh," Said Mrs. Hasman, "Spell, 'sovereign'." "Sovereign," he said, "S-O-V-E-R-I-G-N, Sovereign." Ding. It was incorrect. thinking I was owning this spelling bee, I spelled it. "Sovereign. S-O-V-E-R-E-I-G-N. Sovereign ...

O_O Holy...

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:35:44 -0800

We have snow. In TUCSON. in the CITY. Oh my God!!! Yay!!! According to Isabelle and Sophia it hasn't snowed in this part of town since 2000, and then it didn't accumulate. I swear my family brings weird weather wherever we move--when we lived in VA, Hurricane Isabelle happened. lol. Anyway i'm cold and wet. G'night.

♥KQ

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The Dance

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:27:47 -0800

was very interesting...

My friends are terrible dancers.
lol.
PM me for details. I just cannot bring myself to put it publicly...
...though it is a good story.
KQ

...

Well

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 13:20:06 -0800

I'm finally done with my exams. Woohoo!

I think I didn't do so hot in Physics, though.

(and it was brought to my attention that my last post seemed pretty jerkassed...I'm sorry about that; I was in a truly horrid mood. I'm not that mean, seriously. But it's true; I don't like to be bothered, ever. lol. I'm actually a fairly nice person most of the time.)

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Hello

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:43:26 -0800

My name is Zoë, but you can call me Killer Queen.

I'm a young hippie, yes, I understand what you're talking about when you talk politics, don't patronize me, or I can and *will* bust your ass.Don't bother me. Ever. Seriously. And when I say "bother", I mean purposefully and intentionall ...